What if?

Unicorns were real?
I went back in timwe and stopped hitler.
the moon really was made of cheese
Unicorns were for gangsters.
I was born a lady
I was born a unicorn
My teacher was not analien, but someone from another dimension
When you think to yourself you are really just reading your own mind?
Time travel is possibloe, but the earth is always moving, so the time travelers are just floating around in space, dead.
The supermarket was a government conspiracy?
Flu shots were a government conspiracy.
Aliens wanted to invade, then saw how stupid we were and left.
Noodles are really a species of worm.
Video games are portals to other dimensions.
you can't get thru a mirror because your reflection is trying to protect you from something terrible
You're the reflection?



What if unicorns were real?  Would their horn be found medicine;l and used to cure cancer? Or would their existence make them ordinary, rather than magical. I personally think they would be magic as hell. Giving out miracles and flying, but if unicorns could be real why couldn't any other mythical beast? Like the Cerberus Hades' three headed monster guard dog. Or the hydra an enormous snake with an everlasting gobstopper for a head. Or leperahauns! which would mean they would have a pot ofr gold at bthe end iof the rainbow, which means there would have to be and end to a rainbow. WHICH MEANS! The laws of physics would no longer apply. Holy doodle we would have issues, gravity friction, all those rules were bendable.
A bad one would also be Medusa, or the Singh Singh dragon, a name so nice you say it twis, then it burns your field and eats you. And your sheep! Or the lady just turnis you to stone. We would need super heroes after akll, to keep the scary one's from wiping our people entirely. Super man could handle a dragon, but what if he couldn't? Hol strawberries batman, we would be in a jam! But we would have batman, who would develop some super anti dragon destroyer gadget that looks remarkably like lipstick. Then again maybe he would get eaten too, then we would have to get Iron Man, who would probably try to buy the dragon and keep it, so that woukldn;t work, but there is always Hulk. How the doodle did i get here from unicorns? Who cares.



What if i became famous? i would like to think i wouldn't succumb to the same decadancy as other celebrities, maybe i would do advertisements for charity or something. But in truth i would proibably do what everyone else does and buy really expensive cars and big houses. Hopefully i would get to meet other celebrities and try not to flip out. But when i think about being famous the only thing i can truly imagine is what it would feel like not to worry about money. However i am not big into attention so it would be a lot pof hiding and fake beards but sooner or later i would get the hang of it, and though i was famous nobody would know where i lived. I also refuse to live in california, i am thinking mountains, and i will just buy a helicopter and learn to fly it. So i would save on plane tickets. I would also go into space, just once just for fun. Then i would pretend i had a date with Jennifer Lawrence cause Eff logic That's why. Then i would do alot of charity work and try to donate to other people and i would definitely not get arrested for anything ridiculous. Hopefuly.